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James’ Do’s & Don’ts

Hey friends, James here. Just want to add my thoughts on returns and some other issues we often have conversations about, so hopefully I can help improve research outcomes and maybe save some folks time…


Issue #1 – Customer thinks our SARMs are bad because after a couple weeks (or days) they don’t notice much.

Please don’t be this guy. We have the industry’s most generous return policy. We have zero problem giving a refund, especially at our volume. But asking for a refund after a few days because your research subject doesn’t look like Arnold is just wasting your time and ours.

Your research needs a minimum of 6-8 weeks of solid focus. And of course your subject’s sleep, nutrition, training, etc needs to be on point.

There are no magic pills. Sometimes we hear from these guys later… they’ve bounced from seller to seller, compound to compound, and the problem isn’t the SARMs. By the time they’ve figured this out it’s a year later and tons of wasted time.

Be focused and disciplined with your research – the results will come.

There are, in fact, some research subjects whose physiology is “genetically reluctant” to PEDs or to SARMs or to change in general, but this is the exception not the rule. Still, even when it seems this is the case, my bet is 100 to 1 that it’s a different issue that can be corrected with increased focus and discipline.

… if our SARMs don’t work for you… then no SARMs will work for you…

We test more than anyone. We never “maybe have a bad batch.” Every batch gets a manufacturer’s COA and then TWO third party lab tests. This "Triple Lab Verification" means our products have been tested 3 times to ensure their advertised purity and dosage levels. View all lab tests ». So if our SARMs don’t work for you as expected, then no SARMs will work for you as expected.

We have the largest repository of SARMs reviews on the planet — the comments and ratings disbursement there, good and bad reviews alike, paint a fairly reliable picture of the sometimes subjective nature of SARMs research chemicals.


Issue #2 – Customer gets wrapped around the axle because their complaint seems to fall on deaf ears.

Your email is important to us, but only as much as those from the other 1 to 2000 customer orders we process every week. If you don’t like your research results from our products, you’ll get a mostly generic email with return instructions. That’s it.

Even if we could legally discuss all the in’s and out’s of your SARMs research with you (we can’t), we just don’t have the bandwidth, and we’ve learned the hard way these usually become protracted and useless discussions. We work long hours already, and hiring extra staff to sit and and go back and forth on silly questions would only raise prices for the >95% who are killing it with their research (or if they’re not, they pretty much know, even if privately, why they’re not).


Issue #3 – Customer asks why we aren’t peddling SARMs on forums, or wants our take on a “review” they read, or wants to cancel an order based on some forum comment.

What’s happening on certain forums is a crime … a few companies with lots of fake accounts touting their products and tearing down others.

There are hundreds of SARMs sellers, but only a select few company names dominate the discussion on these forums — why do you think that is?

Dozens of ‘helpful bro’ accounts that pounce on just about every question, legitimate or staged. These ‘good samaritans’ spend their days getting post alerts and trolling the subs.

Do you really think even the most bored, needy, jobless, gym rat would be this active on a single subforum? No. It’s a game. One that we don’t play.

”Source Talk” forums…
Can't Fix Stupid
aka Kiss-a-Bro forums:

We don’t waste a minute of our day on these platforms, nor do we entertain silly questions about BS some anonymous ‘bro’ wrote about us, good or bad. Only a noob can’t evaluate those posts for what they are — subjective opinions at best, bogus from competitors at worst — and those are the same noobs that are also the most likely to waste their time and ours with issue #1 & #2 above.

If you want it straight, see our Reviews … they aren’t the gleaming, steaming BS you’ll read on SARMs source talk forums, but at least they’re real.

In 2018, after weeks of helplessly watching the colonoscopy of fake forum bro warfare, and the futility of any rational discussion there, we decided the best thing we could do for the industry, for us, and for our customers is to double-down on quality, service, and consistency within our own 4 walls. We are 100% dedicated to providing:

  1. Solid products at fair prices with rigorous 3-lab testing (see Q&A #2)
  2. The industry’s most generous return policy (see Q&A #9)
  3. Full transparency on SARMs research outcomes with the largest repository of SARMs Reviews on the planet.

– and to do these things better than anyone else.

These things come at a cost (our margins are lower than industry average) but you have rewarded our efforts with incredible sales over the past 3 years. We’re especially thankful for all the repeat sales from our constantly returning customers.


Thanks guys!

Kind regards,
~ James


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